@ExtinctionR Unfortunately the guy standing next to the switch is a billionaire...
@ExtinctionR only we’re not talking about hurting them, just demoting them to just being multi-millionaires. It might even make them happier!
solution: push the billionaires under the train.
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The fun thing about this:
Either way the billionaires are dead too.🥳 🎉 🥂
@ExtinctionR easiest choice on the freaking planet 👌
@ExtinctionR Stop the trolley, whack the guy over the head with a 2x4, tie him down to the track, and then throw the switch. And then put a bullet through him, just to be sure.
@ExtinctionR The Science says they all have to go. I follow the Science
#NoBillionaires
Except: this is hardly a dilemma for most folks.
@ExtinctionR it's not even the billionaires themselves, just a chunk of their bank accounts and stocks!
@ExtinctionR One of the financial trades had an article about the centimillionaires and billionaires leaving the country in droves if Harris is elected...Bloomberg or Forbes, I think.
It looks like someone is just waiting to throw the switch.
@ExtinctionR it's actually just 2,700 billionaires' wallets on the line, not those people...
@ExtinctionR This one is not so much of a conundrum.
I would just replace the trolly with a minisub.
@ExtinctionR Stop using the word "billionaires." They are *oligarchs*. Soon they'll be trillionaires if we let them.
@ExtinctionR And there is one way to pull that switch and help saving the only habitable biosphere, at least here in the EU, by signing this ↓
https://www.tax-the-rich.eu/
#Europe #Europa #EU #EuropeanUnion #Climate #ClimateCrisis #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming #TaxTheRich #Environment #Equality #Inequality #EuropeanCitizensInitiative #ECI
@ExtinctionR Funny how we see the same pattern as with the right wing parties here. For the one the "foreigners" are responsible for all problems, for the others the "billionairs". Undercomplex discussions.
@ExtinctionR The tracks to the left could be just a couple big "rockets to Mars" they'd all line up to pay for a seat on.
Scientist: "Okay, this injection is to get you ready for suspended animation for the trip to the red planet."
Billionaire: "Amazing! I didn't know we'd mastered suspended animation!"
Scientist, after pushing the syringe: "Well, It's not so hard to suspend. The trick is there's no resume."
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old James Bond movies: there is this rich super villain that wants to destroy earth.
Reality: there are thousands of them!!! 😱😱😱
@ExtinctionR To be realistic, the billionaire should be giving money to the guy with the lever.